'Hey hun, how are you? Are you on your way over? Ana comes through all excited when she picks up my call. 'Mah mah.' 'Hang on Jess. Yes...

'Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.' Bob Marley

Well, as the Bible says, ' First shall be last and last shall be first .' Deflated, I rolled into the space for the front of the queue...